"Who's there?" I asked. Oh wait, I didn't actually say it out loud. That was my lazy, who's at the door thought before I get up and walk all the way over there for a Jehovah's Witness. Okay lemme get up and answer the door. I took a look out the peephole and it was a sight for sore eyes; my long lost compadre Marc. There was some dude with him that I didn't recognize. My friend Marc was a self-proclaimed know-it-all and a major asshole, if he didn't like you. He was a very funny guy and we shared similar backgrounds so we were cool. Sometimes there's nothing worse than unexpected company, even if it is a friend. You might get caught with your pants down: literally. Fortunate enough for me, I was just watching the telly so I opened the door.
"What's up Marc? Long time no tweet, no text, no facebook, no my space, no google chat or whatever the fuck it's called," I said. That's for all you people that think it's cool to live your ENTIRE life/dirty laundry out on the internet.
"What's up my nigga?" he responded. Hmmm... I never took a liking to that word so hmmm. Some white dudes use it because they are racists or feel inadequate when sized up with their Black counterparts. Some use it because they think it makes them sound cool. I DON'T use it.
"So where you been man? It's good to see you!" I said. "I have been keeping to myself and pretty much working." Marc replied. "So who's your friend? I don't think I've ever met you," I said to Mr. X. "I'm this NRA asshole with my foot up my ass that thinks I'm more important than I am" is what I heard when actually...
"Hello my name is Cody and I am a gun enthusiast. I thought I should throw that out there cause it could make or break an association" he said.
"What's up Marc? Long time no tweet, no text, no facebook, no my space, no google chat or whatever the fuck it's called," I said. That's for all you people that think it's cool to live your ENTIRE life/dirty laundry out on the internet.
"What's up my nigga?" he responded. Hmmm... I never took a liking to that word so hmmm. Some white dudes use it because they are racists or feel inadequate when sized up with their Black counterparts. Some use it because they think it makes them sound cool. I DON'T use it.
"So where you been man? It's good to see you!" I said. "I have been keeping to myself and pretty much working." Marc replied. "So who's your friend? I don't think I've ever met you," I said to Mr. X. "I'm this NRA asshole with my foot up my ass that thinks I'm more important than I am" is what I heard when actually...
"Hello my name is Cody and I am a gun enthusiast. I thought I should throw that out there cause it could make or break an association" he said.
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